A long overdue tribute to many a cups of delicious chai!
(sung to the tune of Last Kiss by Pearl Jam)



oh chai, oh chai
wont u set me free
from my recurring dosing spree
Ive got to work its half past three
I need ur anti snooze remedy.

oh chai, oh chai
wont u refresh me,
im feeling so tired and so drowsy
i can hear sleep callin out my name
im gonna drift off, don't u put me to shame.

oh where, oh where
could the chai wala be
doesnt he know its time for my afternoon tea
im losing control, im about to snore
i need u now more than ever before

-chai-a-holic anonymous